Kat: Hi everyone! and welcome to the anime talk show! where we will talk about anime charecters deepest darkest secrets!
silver: ok, now you sound like a pedophile
Kat: just shut up silver, today, we willinter veiw the infamous Itachi Uchiha!
silver: (soo kidnapping him)
Kat:...

                                   ----------In the Akatsuki Lair----------

Kat: an here we are! with Itachi Uchiha!
silver: you sound so strange
kat: oh shut up, dont make me go *this is censored by congress* then call a baboon with a whistle!
silver: UHHHhhhhHHHHhhh *stares at itachi*
Itachi: ... why is your friend looking at me like that?
kat: oh its nothing, that just means she wont kill you
itachi...
silver: is it true that you want to wape your little brother?
itachi:...
kat: *hits silver* is it true?
itachi: no, i do not with to 'wape' my brother, i should have killed him along with the rest of the clan...
silver: YOU BATHTURD *pulls out bazooka*
kat: put it away
silver: ohhh, you always ruin my fun
kat: so itachi, who do hate?
itachi: silver, kat, you sasuke, *go on for three hours, and is then cut off*
BANG
kat: silver!!
silver: whoops hee hee!
kat: you need a shock collar, anyway! onto our next interviewee!
silver: you are honestly really strange
kat: shutup, and our next guest is?
silver: NARUTO!!
kat: (crap, two retards now)

naruto: dattebayo!
kat: -.- ok, naruto, for all the fangirls out there, are you in love with sasuke?
silver: he doesn't need to answer that, we all know he does! after all, they did kiss in chapter 3
naruto: NANI??!! is that why everyone thinks im gay?!
kat: pretty much, now, is it true that you love itachi?
naruto: NOO its not true!! *blushes*
silver: *pulls itachi out of no where, and grabs naruto, making them kiss* YOUR NOT DOING IT FAST ENOUGH!!!
kat: uhhh silver? what are you doing?
silver: making yaoi
naruto: *runs away*
silver: no you dont, aiimiing...
kat: oh dead god *hides under a rock*
BOOM
kat: silver, how are going to interveiw people when you keep blowing them up?
silver: iunno, is this all for today?, im out of ammo
kat: O-oh my god really?
silver: yes!
kat: 0.o well folks thats all for today! we'll be back soon, and we will be interviewing, the star of Inuyasha, Kagome!
silver: isn't it supposed to be inuyasha?
kat: *knocks silver out* and thats all for today folks!